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1. Tell him he looks like a strawberry.

2. Sit on his lap and constantly read him CielxSebastian fanfics.

3. Insist on calling him "Little Red Riding Hood'

4. Steal his chainsaw.

5. While he's chasing you to get it back, throw it off a bridge and hope he dives for it.

6. Throw a red pen at him, when he picks it up, scream "THAT'S MINE!" and smack him.

7. Steal his glasses and laugh while he flails around trying to get them back.

8. While he's trying to find them, tell him you 'accidentally' stepped on them.

9. Take away his chainsaw or scissors and replace it with a muffin pan, tell him to collect souls with THAT.

10. Tell him Sebastian is taken… by you.

11. Hide all his makeup.

12. Constantly recall the stupid moments he's done in the past. "Remember that time you…"

13. Take the motor out of his chainsaw.

14. Rip his beloved red coat.

15. Yell at him like Madam Red did when he was her butler.

16. Yank and drag him around by his hair like William does.

17. Ask him why he insists on looking like a very girly man.

18. Give him a 'hair cut'.

19. Give him a lecture that even though he thinks he's a woman, he still is a man.

20. Tell him that Sebastian will never be attracted to an idiot like him... but you are.

21. Show him a desert Sebastian made, then eat it in front of him.

22. Remind him he must always brush his pointy teeth. EVERY NIGHT.

23. While he's trying to count/keep track of how many souls he's collected, scream out random numbers.

24. Since he likes Shakespeare, follow him around and read him Shakespeare non-stop.

25. Kiss Sebastian.

26. Better yet, kiss Sebastian in front of Grell!
Don't kill me! I had to do this! XD I saw "_ ways to annoy *insert Kuroshitsuji charry here*" and thought I'd do one for my own favourite character Grell. I'm trying to get 50 so if you have any ideas please, please tell me! Thanks for reading!

And thank you to V1vaLaRav318 for giving me some evil ideas about calling him a girly man and doing some things to his poor hair!
(Everyone who gives me an idea will get on this list so don't worry about me stealing your ideas X3)
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MongooseLady23 Featured By Owner May 28, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
When hes demoted and using scissors consitally remind him never run with scissors.
LizzysMind Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Call him 'poof the magic drag queen'.
Southparkfangirl99 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2015
2,11,23,18,17,1,3 and 26 are my favs! I would totally do those to him! >: 3
coffingirl01 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015
Shave his head so he has a Mohawk and insist on calling him Rooster until it grows back out.
ILuvAnimeSK Featured By Owner Edited Aug 4, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
27.Get Ronalds lawn mower, amd use it to cut off his hair!
28. Tell him Wlliam and Sebastian are together! ( hence Claude)
29. Ask him his gender!
30. Cut up pictures of Sebastian in front of him!(snip snip!)
SkyGirlGaming Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2015
31. Better yet! Cut up pictures of Sebastian in front of him with his scissors!
AisyahMichaelis Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Number 17 is my fav XD
Lunawolf2011 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012
Glad you like it! Thanks for faving! :D
AisyahMichaelis Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're welcome~
NightshadePanthera Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
I love Grell but I think I'd love annoying him more, this made me laugh good work =3
Lunawolf2011 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
Oh yes, I love Grell too, (favourite character, actually) but who can resist annoying someone? It's so much fun! XD
I had a blast thinking these up, so I'm glad you enjoy them ^^
V1vaLaRav3 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012
For the most part, you have it covered, but all things consider... Try calling Grell an ugly woman, or a really girly man... That way it wins every time, then move on to somehow cutting up that voluptuous hair of his. ^^ There's a start...
Lunawolf2011 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012
Bahaha XD That is a great idea! Thanks so much!
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